Should I remove the lawn jockey?
It's just a southern tradition of age to have a cement statue of a horseman in the yard before holding a fake torch. Mine just happens to have a red jacket and his face is painted a dark brown color. My wife and I sat on the porch drinking cold beer and watch every Sunday Silas cut the yard, while covered in sweat. He frowns when you cross the lawn jockey. Is it for nuts or something or I lose the statue and forget the bad mood of anger?
The next time it happens, whip of the statue and the note "Your name is Toby! Say it!"
Lawn Jockey
